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| Episode | Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|---|
| C3E001 The Draw of Destiny | 01:32:46 | Dorian and Orym have a conversation about Fearne while in the gondola with Fearne |
| C3E001 The Draw of Destiny | 02:24:40 | Sam interrupts with his new beverage vessel |
| C3E001 The Draw of Destiny | 02:51:43 | Why F.C.G. is named that |
| C3E002 Trial by Firelight | 01:20:55 | The candy box falls over. |
| C3E002 Trial by Firelight | 01:33:56 | Pâté explains why Laudna is puppeteering a dead rat. |
| C3E003 The Trail and the Toll | 00:36:29 | Bertrand and Imogen dance through the bar. |
| C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer | 01:12:33 | The Werther’s Feud |
| C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer | 01:12:44 | “No one’s tweeted Werther’s since ‘43!” |
| C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer | 01:41:19 | The coin was from somebody that was dead, yes. |
| C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer | 01:44:55 | Orym really thinks FCG should take the 200 gold. |
| C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer | 02:42:34 | Imogen heard the leader of Whitestone is way more powerful than the leader of Zephrah. |
| C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer | 03:00:04 | Fearne hopes Bertrand learns to like jazz. |
| C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads | 00:45:59 | Orym asks FCG about the others like them, by name |
| C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads | 00:57:22 | Sam comments on how Laudna’s life would make a cool TV show |
| C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads | 01:01:27 | Sam’s ad read during Robbie’s whisper to Laura |
| C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads | 01:09:24 | Instead of wrapping up the night, the party continues to discuss a group name |
| C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads | 02:20:59 | Anni, are you okay? |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 00:00:41 | Sam doesn’t know the product he’s reading the ad for. |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 01:01:48 | FCG asks how to get into acting, particularly voice. |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 01:04:57 | Ashton leaves his headshot on the way out. |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 01:27:33 | The cat costumes are very jellicle. |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 03:25:37 | They broke the fourth wall. |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 03:44:26 | Chetney might be on his tippy toes. |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 03:45:14 | Chetney asks if the party is looking for work. |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 03:45:35 | Chetney introduces himself. |
| C3E007 Behind the Curtain | 03:46:49 | Chetney threatens a counter insight check. |
| C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary | 00:34:02 | Chetney isn’t really holding up a map |
| C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary | 01:18:05 | At Fearne drinking from FCG. |
| C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary | 03:14:55 | Rat Fearne travels “unseen.” |
| C3E011 Chasing Nightmares | 01:15:27 | At everyone singing “Makin’ my way” slowly |
| C3E011 Chasing Nightmares | 04:31:07 | Laudna thinks Keyleth sounds unfathomably awesome. |
| C3E011 Chasing Nightmares | 04:39:10 | Laudna attempts to announce names for the ball. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 00:29:14 | Chetney's favorite movie is Se7en. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 00:58:30 | After hearing the prices for ball clothing, FCG and Chetney wonder aloud if the shop does rentals. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 01:42:05 | Marwa chides herself about recalling the prices of her own wares. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 01:47:44 | Marwa really needs to clean her shop. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 02:24:51 | Chetney's advice: "Fiber's important." |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 02:27:23 | Ashton is very insistent on arts and crafts. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 02:46:38 | FCG has to hold the ziggurat just so to focus their magic. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 03:46:10 | Use the whole doll, not just the suit. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 04:21:56 | Chetney suggests the worst case scenario, which involves a werewolf appearing in the middle of the ball. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 04:29:23 | The ziggurat is suggested as an attachment for FCG. |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 04:29:31 | Fearne: "Maybe we should be the Grab Bags!" |
| C3E012 Make It Fashion | 04:31:43 | "And now, the dancing shall begin." (Liam and Taliesin sing "Ants Go Marching") |
| C3E013 A Dance of Deception | 00:03:51 | Number Two knows what he must do to get BlackWillow69 out of his body. |
| C3E013 A Dance of Deception | 00:31:47 | Sam acts out Chetney placing his chisel inside FCG's mouth. |
| C3E013 A Dance of Deception | 03:28:28 | Slap the moth! |
| C3E014 In Too Deep | 01:11:45 | Paying debts? In the bathroom? That's a lot of work. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 00:03:11 | Sam's romance with his toothbrush. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 00:38:17 | Movement through hard tunnels. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 00:39:25 | The tunnel curved to the side, like they all do. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 00:50:48 | FCG doesn't believe in evolution. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 01:25:15 | Gus got riled up about patches. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 01:25:28 | Gus accidentally maybe possibly promised potential deputy membership. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 01:25:34 | Gus continues to regret "doing it again." |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 01:28:55 | Gus doesn't want to use his "in" into the mines. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 02:15:14 | Ogdes is still working through some resentment. |
| C3E015 The Tunnels Below | 04:07:20 | The table sings, "Quicker than a ray (of frost)" |
| C3E016 The Shade Mother | 01:23:10 | Fresh Cut Grass needs NordVPN. |
| C3E016 The Shade Mother | 03:38:36 | How HURT are you. |
| C3E016 The Shade Mother | 03:38:45 | Hard? HURT. |
| C3E016 The Shade Mother | 03:56:49 | Chetney is SO ready. Even though it's not 3 AM. And he needs water. |
| C3E016 The Shade Mother | 03:59:00 | More flirting between Fearne and Chetney. |
| C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor | 01:25:17 | FCG theorizes on how to remove all of their pent-up energy. |
| C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor | 01:25:28 | Everyone else encourages FCG to practice “self-care.” |
| C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor | 01:48:35 | Chetney knows how attractive he is, so keep it on the low. |
| C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor | 02:14:42 | Sam doesn’t know how Fearne’s knees work. Or that she wears clothes. |
| C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor | 02:44:10 | While Fearne looks up her mother’s name, FCG asks if it’s Whitestone Andy. |
| C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor | 03:30:24 | Imogen and FCG are going deep and hard. Mentally. |
| C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor | 03:36:15 | The thought of Laudna suffering a horrific death. Again. |
| C3E018 A Hungry Jungle | 01:35:20 | FCG offers to take care of some of Imogen’s blackheads. |
| C3E018 A Hungry Jungle | 01:42:06 | Laudna offers to make Imogen some… tassels. |
| C3E019 Omens Above | 01:08:03 | Sam remembers to plug D&D Beyond. |
| C3E019 Omens Above | 01:30:08 | How do you pronounce pitons? |
| C3E019 Omens Above | 02:56:31 | Sam: "I cast Decompose." |
| C3E019 Omens Above | 03:03:56 | The music box tests Chetney's heart. |
| C3E019 Omens Above | 03:04:13 | Chetney tells Fearne that after that scare, they probably shouldn't leave time to chance. |
| C3E019 Omens Above | 03:05:00 | Pâté grabs Sashimi's butt. |
| C3E019 Omens Above | 03:54:23 | Sam recalls the "common" childhood experience of being let loose in a toy store. |
| C3E021 Fight at the Museum… | 00:25:21 | Matt demonstrates Laudna lying face down, coming to consciousness. |
| C3E021 Fight at the Museum… | 01:10:05 | Sam casts Yassify. |
| C3E021 Fight at the Museum… | 01:49:08 | Sam: “It’s the Milgram Experiment!” |
| C3E021 Fight at the Museum… | 02:36:28 | Chetney wants to platinum this challenge. |
| C3E021 Fight at the Museum… | 02:57:37 | Chetney reads about “bosoms galore” in the stolen journal. |
| C3E021 Fight at the Museum… | 02:04:16 | Imogen tries to get the right voice to read the letter. |
| C3E022 Promise and Potential | 03:18:38 | Chetney and FCG discuss how the former can hold in his inner beast. |
| C3E022 Promise and Potential | 03:20:00 | Matt continues to tolerate the discussion on Chetney not going over the edge. |
| C3E022 Promise and Potential | 03:24:27 | Marwa tries to recall what magical items she may have obtained recently. |
| C3E022 Promise and Potential | 03:29:51 | Marwa is frustrated with the murder apron. |
| C3E023 To The Skies | 00:55:49 | Matt is still mad about Sam's Toys "R" Us experience. |
| C3E023 To The Skies | 00:57:05 | No one is allowed to Number 2 in the portable hole. Sam: "Pee Pees only." |
| C3E023 To The Skies | 03:36:25 | Fearne pretends she can't get her arm out of the skirath eye socket. |
| C3E023 To The Skies | 03:47:49 | It's been a while since Pâté has been this high. Yes, that kind of high. |
| C3E023 To The Skies | 03:49:43 | FGC wonders how long it would take to sail to the edge of the world. |
| C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley | 00:03:58 | Au-rôr-a. |
| C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley | 00:05:06 | Sometimes pronunciation is hard, y'all. |
| C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley | 01:48:35 | Did Ashton work at Taste of Tal'Dorei? NO. |
| C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley | 02:09:45 | Chetney made a house for Pâté and Sashimi. |
| C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley | 03:38:55 | Chetney introduces himself to Dusk as Wolfgang. |
| C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei | 00:00:37 | Welcome back, Ludo McGillicutty. |
| C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei | 00:12:27 | Matt is a little out of practice. |
| C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei | 03:43:04 | Ashton doesn’t want to be stained by Laudna’s tears. |
| C3E026 Hidden Truths | 00:48:53 | Fearne and Chetney discuss getting off on the right side of the bed. |
| C3E026 Hidden Truths | 01:16:10 | Sam diverts from his under-the-table distraction by shilling the product. |
| C3E026 Hidden Truths | 01:36:12 | Ashton loves smuggling. It’s basically vacation that someone else pays for. |
| C3E026 Hidden Truths | 03:51:58 | Imogen and FCG privately comment on why Imahara Joe is so excited about FCG. |
| C3E026 Hidden Truths | 03:52:12 | FCG suggests everyone give themself and Joe some privacy. |
| C3E026 Hidden Truths | 03:54:30 | Chetney and FCG consider the magic potential of FCG with a wand. |
| C3E026 Hidden Truths | 04:03:54 | Sam reminds us that Fearne’s postcards are available in the Critical Role shop. |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 00:01:08 | Ludo McGillicutty and Dallas Baumgartner-Bouvier. There’s two of them now. |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 00:01:43 | For the last time (not the last time), his name is Matt. |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 00:17:34 | Chetney used to do miming, back in his hundreds. |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 00:44:37 | Sam’s canister: 0 Minutes Since Major Lore Drop. |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 01:39:09 | Chetney invented the term “hangry” about 300 years ago. |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 01:48:30 | Chetney: “The invitation’s out there, but there’s been some personal s*** tonight, so it feels a little tone deaf.” |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 03:02:09 | Fearne describes Otohan’s body, which she crawled up as a rat. |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 03:17:27 | Dusk’s signals are mixed. Why else would they have missed the supposedly obvious fact that Joe wants to bone FCG? |
| C3E027 A Race for the Prize | 03:34:48 | Chetney reasons that based on statistics alone, a person at his age is the most lethal individual behind the wheel. |
| C3E028 The Deathwish Run | 00:20:33 | Liam suggests gluing FCG in place with the tanglefoot bag. |
| C3E029 Dark Portents | 01:29:35 | FCG doesn’t think blowing up the moons would affect them at all. Since the world is flat. |
| C3E030 Reunion & Revelation | 00:20:39 | Matt isn't sure why he drew attention to his sun scars. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 01:54:14 | Chetney rushes in with a doll. For therapy. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 01:54:51 | Fearne remarks on Chetney's remarkable... craftsmanship. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 02:06:44 | FCG remarks on the doll that Fearne is going to keep playing with for the rest of the campaign. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 02:09:54 | Laudna shoves all the dolls into the house, with a little red tie on the door handle. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 02:25:34 | Sam describes… stuff, coming out from the dollhouse. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 02:46:11 | Orym's morning acrobatics workout. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 03:23:58 | Sam's canister addresses the chat. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 03:26:43 | Chetney reflects on how badass FCG appeared when they first met. |
| C3E031 Breaking Point | 03:46:52 | Laudna remarks on the gnarlrock that Sashimi gave birth to. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 00:26:06 | Liam: Chetney Chiselhands? |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 00:26:47 | FCG suggests putting a parking boot on their wheel. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 01:11:42 | FCG asks if Dancer had a tongue, or if their (non-canon) tongue came from her. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 01:13:56 | FCG demonstrates the “Evil Destruction” input, in a specific way with Sam’s hands. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 01:17:14 | “Fresh Cut Grass Destroyed My…” |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 01:36:26 | Chetney makes copies of his notes by carving them into his hand. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 01:39:27 | Laura continues Fearne’s half-uttered syllable in song. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 01:39:42 | The table laughter of Laura’s interruption continues. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 01:53:30 | The Karen Culling: “May I speak to a manager?” |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 02:34:25 | As Ashton and Orym discuss the thing Orym broke, FCG comments on being broken inside. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 02:42:44 | Marisha: Open the mothah f***in’ gate! |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 03:41:56 | Chetney can change his appearance. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 03:49:53 | Chetney insists he didn’t make the brooch he made. |
| C3E032 A Stage Set | 00:58:28 | Fearne suggests deciding who to save by a group vote. |
| C3E034 What Dreams May Come | 02:14:15 | Chetney pretends to taste-test the residuum. |
| C3E034 What Dreams May Come | 02:15:41 | Chetney pretends that he snorted the residuum. |
| C3E034 What Dreams May Come | 02:15:50 | Chetney pretends his heart is giving out after snorting the residuum. |
| C3E034 What Dreams May Come | 02:20:26 | Chetney offers a fingernail’s taste to Orym of the residuum. |
| C3E034 What Dreams May Come | 02:20:55 | Matt and Travis joke about the residuum drug trade. |
| C3E034 What Dreams May Come | 03:33:49 | Taliesin jokes about casting Fireball on Chetney, who is keeping dynamite sticks in a location indicated by a wink. |
| C3E036 A Desperate Call | 01:17:05 | Percy facepalms to Pike pulling aside the entryway rug for the ritual. |
| C3E036 A Desperate Call | 01:17:16 | Matt responds to Sam's canister's Missing Marisha flyer. |
| C3E036 A Desperate Call | 01:18:17 | Pike tries to recall how the resurrection ritual is supposed to go. |
| C3E036 A Desperate Call | 02:10:39 | Chetney assures FCG that Pike will just need their meat tongue to determine if they have a soul. |
| C3E036 A Desperate Call | 02:29:53 | Laura suggests where FCG's spiritual feet might be sticking out. |
| C3E037 From the Boughs | 00:19:01 | Imogen suddenly thinks they need berets as they approach the false Whitestone. |
| C3E037 From the Boughs | 00:28:47 | FCG suggests Orym try to open the door with his sword. |
| C3E037 From the Boughs | 00:28:58 | Ashton suggests bypassing the door by going through a window. |
| C3E037 From the Boughs | 01:52:29 | FCG uses his bonus action to remind the audience about D&D Beyond. |
| C3E037 From the Boughs | 02:36:26 | The cast confirms that Delilah isn't wearing anything. |
| C3E039 The Momentum of Murder | 01:48:55 | Sam has to make a call. |
| C3E039 The Momentum of Murder | 01:59:00 | Matt realizes belatedly what “drain the bacon grease” sounds like. |
| C3E039 The Momentum of Murder | 01:59:13 | Taliesin: Hey, we made fetch happen, all right! |
| C3E039 The Momentum of Murder | 02:16:28 | Laura is drinking just juice. Sam: “Mama juice.” |
| C3E039 The Momentum of Murder | 03:23:58 | Oops. Chetney did it again. |
| C3E039 The Momentum of Murder | 03:26:34 | Orym’s going to rub dirt on his wounds. Chetney is going to rub… something else. |
| C3E040 Compulsions | 00:56:24 | Chetney demonstrates how he's manacling himself, in case anyone wants to cuddle. |
| C3E040 Compulsions | 01:36:45 | Mister loads his new gun. |
| C3E040 Compulsions | 02:36:31 | Even before he was a werewolf, Chetney doesn't do half-measures. |
| C3E040 Compulsions | 03:04:43 | Chetney transforms, Magic Mike style. |
| C3E040 Compulsions | 03:53:02 | Matt gets himself with his own Silence of the Lambs reference. |
| C3E040 Compulsions | 03:53:14 | Continued regret about Silence of the Lambs. |
| C3E041 Call of the Wild | 00:48:35 | Can FCG get turnt on mushrooms? |
| C3E041 Call of the Wild | 00:52:28 | Laudna suggests giving FCG the baggie they got from Justi. |
| C3E041 Call of the Wild | 01:41:55 | Ashton extends the hammer size and shape comparisons. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 00:23:28 | FCG pulls out the rabbit tongue. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 00:39:37 | After Laudna fireballs Fearne, FCG wonders if they can go a day without killing each other. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 01:01:39 | Chetney keeps the keys to his chains under his body. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 01:51:47 | How would Chetney mark cards to count them? Well... |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 02:01:12 | Liam contributes to the stray thoughts FCG is picking up. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 02:01:25 | Matt threatens Liam by rolling dice. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 02:12:30 | No cheating tonight. But maybe TOMORROW NIGHT! |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 02:14:34 | It's a good thing slot machines aren't here, for Chetney's sake. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 03:00:54 | Ashton warns that you don't want to see what happens when they eat shrimp. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 03:01:02 | The cast elaborates on what you can expect. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 03:06:45 | Sam wonders if the shrimp guy was filming them for TikTok. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 03:06:50 | Continued laughter about Bells Hells’ impeccable customer behavior. |
| C3E042 The City of Flowing Light | 03:23:07 | Orym has trouble from last night's shrimp. |
| C3E043 Axiom Shaken | 00:34:58 | Slapstick comedy accidentally overtakes Ashley, Laura, and Sam. |
| C3E043 Axiom Shaken | 01:23:50 | Fearne isn't sure what she’s grabbing as she hoists Chetney over the fence. |
| C3E043 Axiom Shaken | 02:06:33 | Laudna and FCG comment on the painting, and Ebenold’s potential match with Carolle. |
| C3E043 Axiom Shaken | 03:45:26 | Chetney encourages Fearne to “spill her pouch.” |
| C3E044 Bawdy Basement Belligerence | 00:40:46 | Imogen kicks off Plan F***ing. |
| C3E044 Bawdy Basement Belligerence | 00:41:24 | Laudna has FCG begin “webcamming” the show. |
| C3E044 Bawdy Basement Belligerence | 00:43:36 | Chetney enters the scene, ready “to fix your pool.” |
| C3E044 Bawdy Basement Belligerence | 00:46:57 | Fearne continues the party’s very unique initiative. |
| C3E044 Bawdy Basement Belligerence | 01:16:49 | “They didn’t say we’d be working with live animals!” |
| C3E044 Bawdy Basement Belligerence | 03:28:42 | FCG suggests that you just need to get to know their friends… Biblically. |
| C3E045 Ominous Lectures | 00:29:59 | Sam’s canister is a movie poster for the previous episode’s basement antics. |
| C3E045 Ominous Lectures | 00:30:22 | FCG reminds everyone to keep the tension light between each other. |
| C3E045 Ominous Lectures | 00:49:50 | FCG comes to terms that they just told a LIE. To a PROFESSOR. |
| C3E045 Ominous Lectures | 01:17:02 | Sam explains that he has only used the old-fashioned kind of… devices. |
| C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor | 00:31:41 | Chetney smells that hooch. Hooch, with an H. |
| C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor | 01:56:20 | Chetney remembers Sadie Hawkins 375. |
| C3E047 The Fey Key | 02:22:05 | FCG counts down to enact the plan… which doesn’t exist yet. |
| C3E047 The Fey Key | 03:31:56 | FCG summons a Spiritual Cup of Coffee to threaten the Malleus Key’s machinery. |
| C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught | 01:02:15 | FCG asks Chetney to give him a beat to rhyme to. |
| C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught | 01:44:07 | Chetney tosses FCG's gift aside, saying it isn't big enough. |
| C3E049 The Aurora Grows | 00:16:47 | Chetney has never seen anything like the aurora. “It has begin.” |
| C3E049 The Aurora Grows | 02:36:27 | Travis asks if FCG’s meat tongue is rigid after FCG hears D’s voice. |
| C3E050 Red Moon Rising | 03:04:33 | Travis suggests to Marisha that now that she has multiple characters in the game, she can… |
| C3E051 The Apogee Solstice | 00:41:44 | “She’s OUR fey sociopath!” |
| C3E052 Far From The Others | 00:09:31 | Chetney says that if they have to repopulate the world, they’ll focus on that later. |
| C3E052 Far From The Others | 00:20:22 | FCG’s responsibility for repopulating the world: watch and film. |
| C3E052 Far From The Others | 00:34:07 | This half of the party agrees the other half was dead weight. |
| C3E052 Far From The Others | 02:25:36 | FCG produces four mango-flavored bundt cakes. |
| C3E052 Far From The Others | 02:54:07 | FCG follows “the one true god,” despite being aware of the pantheon. |
| C3E053 Ripples | 00:34:33 | Aabria asks for advantage. Just 'cause. Homie to homie, DM to DM. |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 00:34:13 | Do Aeormatons dream of electric sheep? |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 00:56:01 | Friend and Enemy both have a lot of commonality. "EN," specifically. |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 00:56:16 | "NE." |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 00:58:53 | Sam's t-shirt. |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 01:08:04 | Fearne demonstrates how FCG with three legs could work. |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 02:04:14 | Chetney does NOT make crafts that "just sit there." |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 02:04:43 | Fearne redirects Chetney's anger with impending mortal peril by beetles. |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 04:15:16 | And to all, a good day! |
| C3E054 Treacherous Toys | 04:16:57 | FCG: On Imogen, on FRIDA, On Mister and Fearne… |
| C3E055 Hope Within History | 02:49:01 | Chetney requests that Deanna make him some sweatbands. |
| C3E055 Hope Within History | 02:55:09 | A wolf in a hoodie. |
| C3E055 Hope Within History | 03:16:49 | FCG's tongue: "Real, but only in quantum space." |
| C3E055 Hope Within History | 03:18:01 | FCG's joints are a little tense, he might need to be screwed a little. |
| C3E055 Hope Within History | 03:18:22 | Deanna makes a minor illusion of what she thinks is going on on the other side of the wall. |
| C3E055 Hope Within History | 03:19:19 | The cast goes into the scene that transpires as FRIDA paints FCG. |
| C3E056 By Goat or By Boat | 00:54:47 | FCG asks Deanna her intentions with Chetney, in rhyme. |
| C3E056 By Goat or By Boat | 01:25:46 | No stacking goats, even though that's worked in another game. |
| C3E056 By Goat or By Boat | 01:30:26 | Donnie Boy is worried if exploding is going to happen to him. |
| C3E058 Escape From The Past | 02:09:09 | No, the Staff of Dark Odyssey is not a dildo. |
| C3E058 Escape From The Past | 03:26:25 | Is the werewolf thing only for fighting? Only one way to find out! |
| C3E058 Escape From The Past | 03:29:33 | Imogen hears alarming sounds in the forest. From her friends. |
| C3E058 Escape From The Past | 03:30:58 | Fearne bit Deanna. Is she going to turn into a werefaun? Check her feet. |
| C3E058 Escape From The Past | 03:56:20 | Chetney made some chairs that were going to be enchanted and deadly. |
| C3E058 Escape From The Past | 03:56:35 | Chetney describes the dreaded chairs he used to work on. |
| C3E059 Somewhere Out There | 02:02:43 | Prism and Pâté discuss his ability to “release.” |
| C3E059 Somewhere Out There | 03:43:39 | Prism and Bor’Dor discuss which bodily functions Bor’Dor did not do in combat. |
| C3E059 Somewhere Out There | 03:44:59 | BorDor’s mother, who he hasn’t seen in a very, very long time, was not a bird. |
| C3E061 Crisis of Faith | 00:01:16 | Nordo the Nagnificent brings the [Mac]books down on Matt. |
| C3E061 Crisis of Faith | 04:34:29 | Bor’Dor suggests giving laxatives to the entirety of Vasselheim. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 00:50:18 | Prism and Laudna make a “nightmare snowman” dummy for Bor’Dor to practice magic on. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 01:19:34 | The party suggests taking a selfie with the githzerai skeleton in the crater. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 00:34:19 | FCG's stress points were already on the edge before the night started. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 00:39:51 | FCG kisses FRIDA. With tongue. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 02:44:23 | Sam's cannister and bundt fall apart. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 02:44:41 | Sam is serving bundt. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 02:46:03 | Travis describes what Sam's bundt looks like. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 03:07:57 | There is a difference between a literary larcenous and a literary arsenist. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 03:15:13 | FCG and Mother do not have a good first interaction. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 03:47:33 | FCG assures FRIDA that Deanna has One-Punch Grimpoppy to take care of her. |
| C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection | 03:58:16 | Prism gives FCG the whole pack of smokes. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 00:34:19 | FCG's stress points were already on the edge before the game started. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 00:39:51 | FCG kisses FRIDA. With tongue. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 02:44:23 | Sam's cannister and bundt fall apart. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 02:44:41 | Sam is serving bundt. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 02:46:03 | Travis describes what Sam's bundt looks like. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 03:07:57 | There is a difference between a literary larcenous and a literary arsenist. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 03:15:13 | FCG and Mother do not have a good first interaction. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 03:47:33 | FCG assures FRIDA that Deanna has One-Punch Grimpoppy to take care of her. |
| C3E064 Reunited | 03:58:16 | Prism gives FCG the whole pack of smokes. |
| C3E065 A Path of Vengeance | 00:21:57 | Chetney states he's practically certified in sexual healing. |
| C3E065 A Path of Vengeance | 00:22:10 | Wolf form is an additional add-on for the aforementioned services. |
| C3E067 Bloody Flowers | 00:16:21 | Sam starts off the flower puns with "taint flowers." |
| C3E067 Bloody Flowers | 00:21:34 | Laudna explains away "the beef" between her and Imogen to the curious party. |
| C3E067 Bloody Flowers | 00:57:45 | FCG summons Spiritual Windshields against the bird-like demons. |
| C3E067 Bloody Flowers | 01:27:58 | Fearne still has it up, ooh wah-ah-ah-ah! |
| C3E067 Bloody Flowers | 02:48:44 | Laudna pops the lock. |
| C3E068 For The Tempest | 03:30:28 | FCG tries to make a bunch of stipulations to the Changebringer when requesting aid via Divination. They are trying to save her life, after all. |
| C3E069 Nice | 01:42:31 | Ashton can try to make some booze. Not right now in the bar, later. |
| C3E069 Nice | 01:42:52 | FCG has been slow-baking some brownies. Unfortunately, so has Chetney. |
| C3E069 Nice | 01:54:40 | FCG wonders if Ashton is anti-god because they are Team Titan. |
| C3E069 Nice | 02:26:24 | Has Fearne ever seen Big D? Chetney assures them she has. |
| C3E069 Nice | 03:18:29 | Dancer tries to process everything FCG and Imogen present her. |
| C3E069 Nice | 03:19:44 | In a different timeline, Chetney attacks Keyleth/Laudna. |
| C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras | 00:03:17 | Sam's FPS ad read. |
| C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras | 04:37:34 | Rewtenish-shewr-shrew. |
| C3E071 Mist and Whimsy | 01:23:00 | FCG doesn't have a sphincter. Marisha wonders if Pussy had one. |
| C3E071 Mist and Whimsy | 01:48:51 | Putting poo on the hot spots, the pits and the bits. |
| C3E071 Mist and Whimsy | 01:51:24 | FCG standing out in the poo-rain like Shawshank Redemption. |
| C3E073 Kindling the Spirits | 00:54:16 | Bells Hells invented Taco Bell. |
| C3E073 Kindling the Spirits | 02:09:14 | Bells Hells Pleasantvilles the ship. |
| C3E073 Kindling the Spirits | 02:09:23 | "The captain's getting peg-legged right now." |
| C3E073 Kindling the Spirits | 02:10:17 | FCG still has special brownies to give to the ghost pirates. |
| C3E073 Kindling the Spirits | 02:20:03 | FCG offers to remix any music Fearne plays. |
| C3E073 Kindling the Spirits | 02:21:51 | The pirates can't eat, but they can shtup! |
| C3E074 Roots Between Worlds | 00:17:04 | The party suggests making a basket big enough to hold all of them inside Stork!Fearne's mouth, and film it for TikTok. |
| C3E074 Roots Between Worlds | 01:06:44 | Honorary Facepalm: Matt takes a lap around the table after FCG describes their parts as having fishy smells. |
| C3E074 Roots Between Worlds | 01:23:48 | Fearne smells something. FCG assures her what it isn't. |
| C3E074 Roots Between Worlds | 02:09:13 | Matt falls to the pre-camera shout. |
| C3E075 An Ancient Flame | 03:26:09 | Travis: "DJ Khaled! Ludinus!" |
| C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes | 00:58:39 | Percival realizes everyone is expecting him to cough up a magical item to destroy. |
| C3E077 The Promise and the Price | 02:23:37 | The party vividly describes the wood on the moon. |
| C3E078 Fractures | 00:02:45 | Sam: I’m a cat. And That’s Not a Hat! |
| C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal | 00:02:16 | Matt is not the father. No, really, he really isn’t. Sam is older. |
| C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal | 01:11:49 | The way Imogen says what Chetney is thinking isn’t the way it sounds when he says it. |
| C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal | 02:49:59 | FCG steers the head of the mushroom right toward the bush. |
| C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal | 02:50:35 | The party describes all the little spores coming out of the mushroom head. |
| C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal | 02:51:12 | The expended spores from the mushroom cause it to curl and wither. |
| C3E080 A Test of Trust | 00:31:28 | The trust exercise between Laudna and Imogen immediately fails. |
| C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon | 00:19:48 | Chetney is not discouraged that Morri might turn him into a baby. Nay, encouraged! |
| C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon | 00:20:21 | "Nobody suspects a baby!" |
| C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon | 00:28:28 | Fearne just wants to see how deep in there Ashton can get. Into the ground. What did you think she meant? |
| C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon | 00:42:57 | Maybe Fearne is going to need some ginger touching. |
| C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon | 00:56:11 | Chetney could BECOME WOOD. |
| C3E083 Ruidus | 01:38:12 | “We need to queef out of here” |
| C3E083 Ruidus | 02:32:37 | Double dirty 20s from Travis and Liam - “Like father, like son” |
| C3E083 Ruidus | 02:34:16 | Be-queefed. Beep Beep. |
| C3E083 Ruidus | 02:38:06 | Laudna is intimately familiar with the more moisture-based portions of natural spaces |
| C3E083 Ruidus | 02:53:51 | Imogen and Fearne sharing tampons |
| C3E089 Divisive Portents | 03:46:37 | Discover the secrets of Dunamussy |
| C3E105 Collecting Legends | 03:51:45 | Braius would like a signed Pop |
| C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted | 00:04:58 | “It has begin” shirt |
| C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted | 00:17:25 | Nana Morri Threesome (two and a halfsome?) |
| C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted | 02:06:22 | Young Fearne, spreading her legs |
| C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye | 00:02:37 | Tiny face Marisha flirts back while Robbie "translates" |
| C3E111 The Nein Hells | 00:58:28 | Big flat teeth, for grinding |
| C3E111 The Nein Hells | 00:59:55 | Braius is a shell of a man |
| C3E111 The Nein Hells | 02:25:47 | She's got BIG boobs |
| C3E112 The Assembling of Legends | 03:50:19 | Cerkonos says no |
| C3E115 To the Arx Creonum | 01:00:02 | Veth and Yeza do all kinds of good stuff |
| C3E115 To the Arx Creonum | 01:03:58 | Veth and Yasha's last conversation before the end of the world |
| C3E115 To the Arx Creonum | 01:06:26 | Pink and dark pink |
| C3E115 To the Arx Creonum | 01:16:17 | God throuple |
| C3E115 To the Arx Creonum | 01:24:01 | Ashton's portrait |